Dominique

Rule #1 : Don't Stick a Spatula Down your Best Friend's Throat
Rule #2 : Don't Get a Pet That Poops in Your Hand
Rule #3 : If You Don't Want a Secret Spread Around, Don't Tell It To ---
Rule #4 : Brothers - And Parents - Can Be Very Insensitive
Rule #5 : You Can't Let Your Family Move into a Haunted House
Rule #6 : First Impressions Are Very Important
Rule #7 : Don't Put Your Cat in a Suitcase
Rule #8 : When You Do Something Wrong, Always Apologize (Even If It's Not Entirely Your Fault)
Rule #9 : If You Get a New Best Friend, It's Rude To Show Off About It
Rule #10: When You Finally Figure Out What the Right Thing to Do Is, You Have to Do It, Even If You Don't Want To
Rule #11: When You Are Setting a Turtle Free And People Are Chasing You, the Best Thing to Do Is Hide
Rule #12: You Can't Take Your Rocks With You
Rule #13: Celebrities Live By a Different Set of Rules From the Rest of Us
Rule #14: Don't Judge a House By How It Looks Before You Fix It Up
Rule #15: Don't Be a Braggart
Rule #16: Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down
Rule #17: Treat Your Friends the Way You'd Want Them To Treat You
Rule #18: Never Eat Anything Red
Rule #19: You Should Only Say Nice Things To Your Friends, Even If They're Not True
Rule #20: If Someone Is Yelling You with Excitement, The Polite Thing to Do Is Yell Back
Rule #21: Say Thank You When Someone Gives You a Compliment Even If You Aren't Sure Whether It Is a Compliment
Rule #22: Pretend Like You Don't Care When Someone Is Insulting You, You Don't Cry. That Way, You Win.
Rule #23: Sometimes (but not always) It's Better Just To Keep Things To Yourself
Rule #24: Even If Someone Gives You Something That You Don't Really want, You Should Still Say Thank You - If It Is Something They Meant Kindly
Rule #25: Listen Politely When a Grown-Up Is Telling You Something, Even if You Already Know It

Dominique

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Rules for Girls

It's 2011